BREAKING NEWS: Avalanche Buries Central NJ Knitter
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A rogue avalanche struck the new K2P2 mountain range in central NJ. burying three knitters in center pull balls the size of VW wheels.
"First I heard a rumble," one eyewitness (who asked to remain anonymous) told this reporter. "I looked up in time to see some Opal Petticoat come crashing down on a poor red-haired woman."
Police believe the red-haired woman in question had been muttering over a half-finished pair of Step socks and never saw it coming.
Photo credit: US Geological Association