BREAKING NEWS: Avalanche Buries Central NJ Knitter
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
A rogue avalanche struck the new K2P2 mountain range in central NJ. burying three knitters in center pull balls the size of VW wheels.
"First I heard a rumble," one eyewitness (who asked to remain anonymous) told this reporter. "I looked up in time to see some Opal Petticoat come crashing down on a poor red-haired woman."
Police believe the red-haired woman in question had been muttering over a half-finished pair of Step socks and never saw it coming.
Photo credit: US Geological Association
posted by Barbara Bretton at 10:42 AM
8 Comments:
Yowza, Barbara, that's some stash you're bashing!
Just out of curiosity ... where'd you keep all that yarn? Will you have a free room to refill when you finish your book? Beautiful yarns, all, BTW.
I hope someone saves that poor red head. At least that fiberous mountain range will provide some warmth and comfort.
Barbara, I can tell you're having a lot of fun with your press releases!
Ain't no mountain high enough!
Those mountain ranges are quite knitorious!!! Wonderful scenic views you have, Barbara!!
Oh, the humanity...
What gorgeous yarns! Maureen
I hope those trapped knitters had their needles with them! They might at least have a chance at knitting their way free.
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