Saturday, June 09, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Avalanche Buries Central NJ Knitter



FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

A rogue avalanche struck the new K2P2 mountain range in central NJ. burying three knitters in center pull balls the size of VW wheels.

"First I heard a rumble," one eyewitness (who asked to remain anonymous) told this reporter. "I looked up in time to see some Opal Petticoat come crashing down on a poor red-haired woman."

Police believe the red-haired woman in question had been muttering over a half-finished pair of Step socks and never saw it coming.

Photo credit: US Geological Association

8 Comments:

Blogger Fran Baker said...

Yowza, Barbara, that's some stash you're bashing!

Just out of curiosity ... where'd you keep all that yarn? Will you have a free room to refill when you finish your book? Beautiful yarns, all, BTW.

11:14 AM  
Blogger monica said...

I hope someone saves that poor red head. At least that fiberous mountain range will provide some warmth and comfort.

11:40 AM  
Blogger Nancy Herkness said...

Barbara, I can tell you're having a lot of fun with your press releases!

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Carol said...

Ain't no mountain high enough!

1:51 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

Those mountain ranges are quite knitorious!!! Wonderful scenic views you have, Barbara!!

2:00 PM  
Blogger Redford Phyl said...

Oh, the humanity...

5:39 PM  
Blogger Maureen said...

What gorgeous yarns! Maureen

8:18 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

I hope those trapped knitters had their needles with them! They might at least have a chance at knitting their way free.

7:28 PM  

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