Saturday, June 09, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Avalanche Buries Central NJ Knitter



FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

A rogue avalanche struck the new K2P2 mountain range in central NJ. burying three knitters in center pull balls the size of VW wheels.

"First I heard a rumble," one eyewitness (who asked to remain anonymous) told this reporter. "I looked up in time to see some Opal Petticoat come crashing down on a poor red-haired woman."

Police believe the red-haired woman in question had been muttering over a half-finished pair of Step socks and never saw it coming.

Photo credit: US Geological Association

8 comments:

  1. Yowza, Barbara, that's some stash you're bashing!

    Just out of curiosity ... where'd you keep all that yarn? Will you have a free room to refill when you finish your book? Beautiful yarns, all, BTW.

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  2. I hope someone saves that poor red head. At least that fiberous mountain range will provide some warmth and comfort.

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  3. Barbara, I can tell you're having a lot of fun with your press releases!

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  4. Anonymous1:51 PM

    Ain't no mountain high enough!

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  5. Those mountain ranges are quite knitorious!!! Wonderful scenic views you have, Barbara!!

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  6. What gorgeous yarns! Maureen

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  7. I hope those trapped knitters had their needles with them! They might at least have a chance at knitting their way free.

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